12.23.2011

My Mother Is Cleaning Four Buckets of Chittlins

Someone mentioned that their mother is preparing four buckets (vats?  troughs?) of chittlins.  I do believe that was supposed to entice me to break down the doors of the house with a bib around my neck and a bottle of Louisiana hot sauce.

My response? 

*crickets*

lol

Don't get me wrong...I have had had the rooter to the tooter of a pig.  But um.  I haven't had the chitterlings in years.  By choice.

I don't want to hear no mess about me being "too good for the chittlins."  I respect the history.  I just don't like the smel.  The potatoes, onion and such...none of that really cuts the smell.  Just sayin'.

Also, adding green pepper to the chitterlings really ain't making it fancy.

:)

4 comments:

Jamie @ Rural Glamour said...

Ms Margaret cleaning troughs of chitterlings?!??! I thought she was more of a Honey Baked Ham Store kinda lady. LOL! Why didn't she get them pre-cooked? Grandmurh got the pre cooked ones unthawing as we speak, I'll be having a seat with a bowl and some white rice.:)

Michelle (Mick-Mick) said...

Oh Jamie, you know that Ms. Margaret is NOT cooking chitterlings. ROFL. I am actually cooking Christmas. ROFL!

Jamie @ Rural Glamour said...

I read that wrong!!! LOL! I knew Ms. Margaret didn't have her hands in a sick of pig intestines and Clorox. LOL!

Michelle (Mick-Mick) said...

She used to. Then she got fancy. Chitterlings and Hog Maws...O_o

But we are going to have several bunches of greens - collards, turnips, and mustard seasoned with smoked jowl. Mmmm-mmm! I can't wait!