Martinis, Cupcakes and Workouts

No Shopping Challenge Update

2012-01-27T10:42:00.008-06:00

Well, I have had a couple of slip ups, but I have done very well. I have been looking for things to buy and I haven't found anything. This morning, I thought about buying shorts for the summer. *raised brow* I haven't purchased anything.

I wonder if I can hold off for another two months?

The Light At The End Of The Tunnel...

2012-01-26T22:35:00.000-06:00

Finally...I'm almost done with the pantry. In all honesty, I kinda wish I had paid the Container Store to install it *thinking* ...Nah, not really.
I am about 90% completed with the pantry. I still need to hang the door thing-a-ma-jig. I also want to purchase another shelf. Also, I want to finish adding the canned goods and putting dry goods in my nifty airtight containers.
As promised...Here is the before. Notice the "Fanny Lifter" at the bottom...

Here is the after...

This isn't my first time installing shelving units, so I knew what to expect. I will admit that I am a low frills kinda girl. I was surprised at the number of additional items that were not needed. I'm talking bracket covers, top shelf covers, wood screws, plaster screws, etc.

I knew that I wanted a top shelf to store things that I rarely use - my food processor and cookbooks. I should have insisted that the design includes that additional shelf. Now I gotta go back to the store and buy it. I hate going to that store. It brings out my shopping addiction. I can always find something!

I really like the two white bins at that bottom. They hold Rooney's snacks and dog food. I may move those at a higher level and use those to store Reynold's Wrap, Saran Wrap, Trashbags, etc.

I also would like to find a few bins to store items like tuna and salmon pouches, yellow sweetners, and a recipe card box.

One more thing...The aqua blue brings me joy. Just like a box from Tiffany & Co!

The Pantry Project

2012-01-25T18:35:00.000-06:00

I am almost done. The walls are painted. I am about to touch up the trim and door. On Thursday, I will install the shelves. :)

Contain yourself!

I am very excited about it. Tommorrow is picture day!

The Closet Update...

2012-01-21T21:45:00.000-06:00

I went to The Container Store today.

Here are the results...

The Kitchen Pantry

The Pantry Door

The Linen Closet

Yep. Your eyes are not deceiving you. My pantry and linen closets are tiny. Miniscule. Not complaining about it. It is what it is.

I also priced out a storage solution for the under-the-stairs utility closet (which is slightly larger). I am thinking about purchasing. I have a Lowe's gift card, maybe I can find what I need there.

I took "before" photos. I am ashamed to show y'all. I'll share with the "after".

Next Project - Closets

2012-01-20T20:06:00.000-06:00

So, the Container Store has the Elfa closet system on sale for 30% off.

My kitchen pantry and the linen closet are two hot mess areas. First, both are not making efficient use of space. My linen closet is weird. There is about 2 feet of unused wall space. Second, they are both loaded to the gills. I will admit that I throw stuff in and close the linen closet door really fast. As a matter of fact, there is everything BUT linens in my linen closet.

I will definitely show before photos.

Well, where is the money going to come from? Bartering. Someone is paying ME for my handy, dandy drill and level skills.

They haven't fallen!

I will redo their closets. By redo, I mean taking down the shelves, fixing the holes, painting the closet, hanging the shelving units, and organizing the clothes. In return, I will receive (1) cold hard cash, (2) leftover paint to paint my pantry and linen closets, (3) assistance with my closets.

Wow....I have more skillz than I thought.

I should post photos of my updated closets. I purchased Huggable hangers and it looks sooooo nice.

Strike! Strike!

2012-01-17T21:08:00.000-06:00

You know how I like to jump on bandwagons and "go on strike" *umph*. Well, tomorrow is the strike against SOPA.

No Google? No Wikipedia?

0_0

*praying that TheYBF.com and Bossip.com aren't participating*

;)

Just jokes.

If I Could Buy One Thing....

2012-01-17T11:35:00.001-06:00

There is one thing that I really, really want, but I am feeling some sort of way about it.

A Louis Vuitton handbag? Nope.

A pair of lovely Christian Louboutins? Nope. However, if you see a pair of those bad boys in a 42 for less than $200...Call a sister. Make sure that the platform is serious because anything over 2.5 inches will be a struggle.

Where was I?

Oh yeah. If I could buy on thing, I would purchase a new home.

I am not sure if I would build or buy.

I am not sure if I would continue to live in St. Louis or move someplace where the homes are lovely...Like this one.

But you know...Sometimes, you don't have to travel far find what you want.

I really need to start thinking ahead about the next stage of my life and start developing an action plan to achieve my goals.

As for now, the "sell low/buy low" theory is beginning to sound very appealing.

Confessions....

2012-01-15T20:52:00.000-06:00

I have a little bit of a confession. What had happened was...

I purchased a lamp for my bedroom

Found pictures...

Found miscellaneous items for my bathrooms

Homegoods is the devil. There is nothing good there. It was a momentary setback, but I wouldn't say that it was an impulse buy. These are things that I has been on my list for a little while, so I have no regrets about it. I mean...look at those lovely red tags. PLUS I got a replica of the embroidered bee hand towels that I have been coveting for the last six months.

:)

The No Shopping Update

2012-01-12T21:59:00.000-06:00

Today we got ONE INCH of snow and it damn near shut down the whole city. I'm talking about gridlock. *scratching head*

Well, I *tried* to get out there and go to work, but ALL of the major interstates and roads were packed. So, I worked from home.

Confession...I spent the entire day trying to find something to buy. I looked at Target.com. I looked at towels at Pottery Barn and compared them to Restoration Hardware and Overstock. I looked at Robert Abbey lighting o_O.

I didn't buy a thing.

I told you that I didn't need anything.

Hair Update

2012-01-10T13:33:00.001-06:00

So, my goal is to grow my hair this year. I would like to have shoulder length when straighted and between my ear and neck when coiled. My hair shrinks around 50% when it dries, so I figure that is about right. I will say that my hair has an average growth rate. I did my second big chop around a year ago. Now I have about five to six inches of hair. If I retain my length, then I should be at my goal in about a year.

I am going to the hair salon on Friday. I am going to get my ends dusted and a flat iron. I am very excited about this trim because the single-strand knots have completely taken over. I clip when I find them, but there are so many. It is frustrating to say the least. I did some research and decided that it is best that I go back some sort of -cone based product (silicone, dimethicone). In addition, I can no longer do wash and go styles. I have to do more stretched hair styles. During the last four weeks, I have experimented with a variety of stretched hair styles:

Twist outs - No go...unless I want to look like D.L. Hughley. Seriously.
Twist and curl outs - Very cute!
Magnetic roller set...Um. No. My ends were curled, but my roots were puffy. I wouldn't mind so much if my hair is longer, but not when it is short.
Flexi-rod sets - NO WAY! OMG! My hair was very Morris Day-esque when I did this. No way am I leaving the house like that!
Perm Rod sets - this is my favorite. I love this style. Plus the style lasts for a week or so. I make sure that my ends are partially dry for (1) a shorter dry time, (2) a smoother finish, and (3) easier manipulation of the hair on the rods

Bottom line my biggest enemy isn't the single-strand knots. It is me and my constant need to "do something different." If I can hold off on cutting and big chops, then I will achieve my goal!

The "Cons" of Electronic Music

2012-01-09T11:43:00.001-06:00

The lack of lyric sheets.

I like Lady Gaga. I am not an uber-fan or anything.

I own all of her albums...in MP3 format.

I even watched the HBO special of her concert.

I just realized that the song is called "Paparazzi". I also realized that she is singing "Pa-pa-ra-zzi" and not "Papa loves me."

o_O

My co-worker saw me nodding my head (unconsciously, of course). Asked what I was listening to. I looked down and came to the realizations that the song is Paparazzi.

Then it clicked. Duh!

In all honesty, I don't never paid attention to the name of the song. I thought the words were "something something something...I'm your biggest fan. Pa-pa-loves-me!"

*Kanye Shrug*

Giving Myself The Side Eye....

2012-01-09T06:03:00.000-06:00

I have been straight tripping on the "No shopping" thing.

First, I had a coupon for Talbots. I love the merino wool cardigans. So, I bought three pf them. Along with a sweater dress. My justification? Well, I need something to wear to work. I can't be "bummy."

Second, I purchased hair products. I mean, I have to do my hair? Right? Well, one stop to Target turned into a $50 free-for-all. I purchased clearance priced sheets, an ornament tree o_0 and hair products

Then I went to the grocery store. No list. Just me and a cart. I bought all kinds of foolishness.

At that point, I realize that grocery shopping gives me the same high as shopping for clothing.

*sigh*

Stay out of the stores.

My Number Two Priority...

2012-01-08T17:00:00.000-06:00

In the next three months, I am going to focus on my hair. My ultimate goal is shoulder-length hair.

My hair is ok, but it could be better. I have a few single strand knots from wearing "wash and go" styles. Now, I am wearing more stretched styles - two strand twists, flexi rod sets, and flat ironing. Also, I gave up the whole "no cones" thing. I find that the use of cones helps with the single strand knots.

This week I am going to get my ends dusted and a color job ;).

After that, I am back to the moisturizing conditioners with steam. Monthly protein treatments. Silk scarves around the house. Not sextsky at all, but at least I'll have my hair! :)

Join Me.....

2012-01-04T07:11:00.000-06:00

New Year....

New Workout Plans....

An actual goal....

Find My Abs!

Note to Self: Rid Thyself of Paypal...

2012-01-03T20:37:00.000-06:00

*sigh*

I am supposed to be on this non-shopping thing. Right? RIGHT?

Have I mentioned that I have a little bit of a "thing" for Nike Cross Trainers? I know that Nike doesn't make the best tennis, but they are soooo cute.

I saw these a few weeks ago and I had to have them...

Matches one of my gym bags.

Grrr...I guess it could be worse.

Unsubscribed...

2012-01-02T13:00:00.000-06:00

I have spent the better part of the morning unsubscribing from email marketing lists I don't need anything to tempt me to do all sorts of e-damage.

I unsubscribed to clothing/department stores - The Limited, Anne Klein,~~Nordstrom~~, Saks, Neimans, ~~Bloomingdales~~, Banana Republic, Gap, J. Crew., Sephora and MAC.

I unsubscribed to housewares stores - Sur la Table, Amazon, ~~Crate and Barrel~~, West Elm, ~~Z Gallerie~~ and Target *sigh*

I unsubscribed to daily deals - Groupon Atlanta, ~~Groupon St. Louis~~, Groupon Chicago, Groupon D.C., Amazon, LivingSocial, Red Plum District, Urban Dealights, etc...

I unsubscribed to "gift certificate" site - Restaurant.com.

Next stop - deleting my credit card information from my favorite sites.

My Number One Priority...

2012-01-01T20:56:00.003-06:00

Today I started a sixty day no-shopping challenge.

What does that mean? No clothes. No jewelry. No makeup. No shoes. No handbags. No housewares. No. books.

I also have to watch the eating out. I am taking lunch at least three days a week.

I can only buy food and that is hella budgeted.

Why?

Well, I don't need anything. I have enough.

Also, I am planning a spring vacation that is more expensive than anticipated. I gotta save for that. I will want a few new outfits, to eat at fancy restaurants, and maybe pick up something special while I am there.

Oh yeah. I am pretty sure that I will have to pay taxes. Actually, I know I will.

So, no miscellaneous bull.

Da Piano....

2012-01-01T00:00:00.000-06:00

My first recital...Look at those hands!

I started in the fourth grade and stopped when I graduated from high school. Every week during the school year...This was my mother's way of ensuring that I wouldn't become a teen mom (lol). The truth.

My teacher liked Bach. I wanted to play Computer Blue. Each recital was a hot mess - forgot the song, last minute "special practice sessions", tears and frustrations, and competitions and duets with my biggest rival.

I haven't stopped thinking about it. This is the year. I'm taking piano lessons. Again.

Happy New Year!

Christmas Wrap Up...

2011-12-30T08:00:00.000-06:00

How was your Christmas?

Mine was cool. I didn't do A THING. I ate too much. Drank a lot of wine...Whew! The wine was wonderful! I picked up a bottle of Barefoot Riesling. OK. I bought two bottles and they were perfect. Wonderful! Mmm-mmm! I also had a bottle of red in the fridge.  I am not a red fan, so I wasn't very excited.

Where was I?

We didn't go to bed until like 2:30 am on Christmas morning.  I stayed up watching all sorts of non-Holiday movies and....drinking wine...and eating cookies and truffles.

We slept in. I made belgian waffles, bacon, and eggs. We opened gifts. We skyped with my sisters. Then we watched a whole slew of Christmas movies and listened to music and drank more wine.   Dinner was excellent. I made a lemon buttercreme cake which turned out really nice.

The next morning, I was a bit hung over. My toes were huge...Too much wine and cookies. Probably the ham. I planned to go out and do a little bit of shopping. Didn't happen. It rained cats and dogs, so I had to partake in the bottle of red.

I had a great time. Low-key and great. I swear the holidays are better now that I don't have a bunch of obligations.

Ego...She Gotta Big Ego...

2011-12-29T11:09:00.001-06:00

I probably haven't talked much about it, but I have accomplished quite a bit this year...I am slowly but surely chipping away at this facade and getting to the root of what really makes me happy. I am really getting to the root of what is important to me and doing away with the stuff that isn't. It kinda started last year when I cut off the relaxer. At that point, I started thinking about who I really am as a person.

It started with the hair. Then I started looking at my car. I thought that driving luxury brand cars would make me happy. They don't. I am just as happy driving my Accord as I am the BMW. Also, my savings account thanks me for a car with affordable service and higher fuel efficiency.

Then I looked in my closet. At the very top was a collection of handbags. I didn't carry them. I didn't respect them. They meant nothing to me. I sold them to pay for my bed. Now I carry whatever. It doesn't matter. But guess what? I really enjoy sleeping in my bed. :-)

Today I completed the most significant act of this year. For the last 10 years, I have carried an American Express Gold Card. The annual fee is $150 and it is due in January. I don't like it, but I pay it because there is perceived value in the card. Perceived value?

I like not holding balances
I find it convenient
Um. The points
The purchase protection
Karl Malden.

Every year I say, "I am not going to go down to a Green card. At least, I will save some money on the annual fees and still receive my points." I never do.

Well, today I saw that now there is a Zync card o_O. It's white. I read over the benefits. Not much difference between that and the gold card. I decided that the fees are manageable ($25 a year) and reasonable. So, I made the decision that TODAY is the day that I cancel my gold card.

Why was that hard? Why did my heart palpitate? I'm talking about moments of self-doubt.

I know...I know...It isn't the black card. Hell, it ain't even platinum. Now you know that I am complaining about the gold card fees...You KNOW that I am not going to pay $450 in annual fees. LOL

I doubt that anyone really cares what type of card I am presenting. I sincerely doubt that anyone is making any judgment on my credit purchases and what not. This conflict is clearly me. Why am I attaching so much value on this? It means nothing to me, but why do I keep holding on to it?

I canceled the Gold card. I got the Zync o_O card. I am still alive.

Seven Year Anniversary

2011-12-27T00:00:00.000-06:00

Today marks the seventh year anniversary of this blog. *blinking*

My. goodness. I always question my commitment to "things".

I guess I am able to commit.

For the record, I still freestyle. I spit hot fire especially after having a few cocktails.

Here's to another seven years?

Merry KISSmas!

2011-12-24T08:26:00.001-06:00

Rooney told me to tell y'all "Merry KISSmas."

Last night he was two seconds from getting his first spanking. Whew lawd! He was in the way. I was stressed out and tired. I almost tripped over him. So, I put him in his crate. He whined and barked. I took him out and told him to "go to bed". He wouldn't sit on it. He was underfoot trying to snarf up cookie crumbs. I almost fell on him. It was a mess!

Nevertheless, he is anxious for Santa. Last night, he slept UNDER the Christmas tree. He doesn't know this, but Santa is bringing him a blanket, a string thing, and a brand new Kong! Whoo-hoo!

My Mother Is Cleaning Four Buckets of Chittlins

2011-12-23T13:37:00.001-06:00

Someone mentioned that their mother is preparing four buckets (vats? troughs?) of chittlins. I do believe that was supposed to entice me to break down the doors of the house with a bib around my neck and a bottle of Louisiana hot sauce.

My response?

*crickets*

lol

Don't get me wrong...I have had had the rooter to the tooter of a pig. But um. I haven't had the chitterlings in years. By choice.

I don't want to hear no mess about me being "too good for the chittlins." I respect the history. I just don't like the smel. The potatoes, onion and such...none of that really cuts the smell. Just sayin'.

Also, adding green pepper to the chitterlings really ain't making it fancy.

:)

All I Want For Christmas...

2011-12-22T17:50:00.000-06:00

I believe that Mariah Carey gets a bad rap...Nevertheless I love the song...

So, what do I want for Christmas?Well, I got the iPad 2 and the pink cover that I asked for. :)

I would also like:

- iTunes gift cards....I will admit it. I'm addicted!

- Ugg Slippers! I don't know why, but I really want a pair of these in the greenish blue. Pwetty!

- A really slouchy, fly hat

- A Faux Fur Vest...I don't know why, but I love a faux fur anything. I would never buy real fur because...it just feels weird. LOL

- I also lurves me a Shih Tzu ornament

Shih Tzu #2

Cocktail Rings...

Quilted Echo Touch Gloves

Beats By Dr. Dre - The Lady Gaga ear buds. ;)

Peace on Earth! Goodwill to men!

Christmas Song of the Day

2011-12-20T20:40:00.001-06:00

I like the B.B. King version better. But this is Ms. Margaret's favorite version.Charles Brown - Merry Christmas Baby

Two and a Half Hours

2011-12-18T11:27:00.002-06:00

I spent two and a half hours fooling with these darn draperies! It wasn't actual work. There was a lot of ciphering, head scratching, groaning, praying (yes, actual prayers), and just straight confusion.

What did I do?

I installed a bay window rod.

*crickets*

Bay windows are a bitch to decorate. Expensive to decorate. Hard to find hardware for them. So, I purchased a rod system. There were finals, three basic rods, rod holders and this corner joint thing. I pulled out my screw driver, wall anchors, drill, drill bits, level, and pencil. You really would have thought that I knew what I was doing.

The rods and finals were easy, but the corner joint thing and the measurement aspects were what confused me.

I installed them. The curtains were too long. So, I ended up folding and pressing (a.k.a. The Non-Seamstress Solution) a casing at the top. Yes ma'am.

Then I decided that using all silk panels made the room too dark. Like I am trying to "hide something" or like I was a dirt dauber. So, I pulled out sheers. Too long. Too filmy. Too much.

I screamed and went to bed. LOL

This is how it looked this morning.

Don't look too closely...Cricket (not crooked, cricket)

This morning I looked at the draperies and screamed. I hated the affect. It looked like I was trying to do the whole window with two panels - cheap. I don't like the sheers I bought. They are too sheer. The whole thing screamed cheap.

So, I spent another thirty minutes, thinking of "options." I decided to buy more sheers or look for lightweight/semi-sheer drapery panels to fill in.

I dont' think that this was supposed to be stressful.

What I Did Today...

2011-12-17T17:46:00.003-06:00

I worked. :-|

I watched a Wayans Brothers marathon. I felt unproductive, so I cleaned my bedroom. Deep. Cleaned.

Dusted. Polished wood. Organized the armoire. Changed sheets.

I also decided to change my makeup case from a Train Case to regular ol' plastic containers. The train case has a black interior. I would lose things and forget what I have.Here's the end result:

I am definitely a fan of pinkish neutrals

After this, I put myself on a makeup moratorium. There is no need when all of the colors look the same.

Next step...Hanging rods and draperies in my bedroom.

Christmas Song of the Day - Two Fer Saturday...

2011-12-17T17:23:00.002-06:00

I forgot to post yesterday's song...How about I make it up with two songs?

Stevie Wonder - Someday At Christmas

The Muppets - Carol of the Bells

Don't you love The Muppets? LOL

Twelve Days of Christmas Songs

2011-12-15T23:08:00.000-06:00

Song #11 - Soulful Christmas by James Brown

I am not really a traditionalist. I love Christmas music, but I am not one for all tradition.

Twelve Days of Christmas Songs....

2011-12-14T00:00:00.000-06:00

One of my favorites is Snowbound by Sarah Vaughan...It is a chillaxing in front of the Christmas tree song.:)

Santa Stopped By....

2011-12-13T19:37:00.000-06:00

Black with Pink Cover o_^ (raised brow)

No complaints. I'm thankful. LOL Apparently the "White Ipads are prone to dirt in the scratches" and "videoes and the white background ..." or something or another.

I opened the box, synced to iCloud and immediately started dancing to "That Way" (my favorite song).

The Worst Christmas Song Ever...

2011-12-13T00:00:00.000-06:00

I just realized that there are THIRTEEN days between today and Christmas. Duh!

I always focus on the best. So, here is the song that I think qualifies as the worst Christmas song...

The Cat Carol.

I believe that a Christmas song should NOT make you cry. I BAWLED the first time I heard this song and I don't even like cats. When the reindeer cried, that's when I lost it. Who thinks of that?

Also, I hate the cat owners! How can you miss your cat when it is Christmas eve and snowing? Why would anyone let their cat outside without adult supervision and a leash?
I made the mistake of going to the website. I saw this and just lost it.

I am reminded by my Rooney. He curls up in a little donut when he sleeps. I most certainly would ensure that he is not ~~in the garage~~ outside in a blizzard

The worst song ever.

The Twelve Songs of Christmas

2011-12-12T15:05:00.001-06:00

Last year I did the Christmas Song of the Day.

Of course, I am caught in the throes of the Project From Hell* :-/, so I am a bit late for that. No fret, my pet...This year, I will do the Twelve Songs of Christmas.

What is that?

From December 13 throught the 25th, I will post videos (via Youtube, of course) of my favorite Christmas carols. :-)

Yay!

So, check back!

In addition, I will finish my update/notes/critique from the Oh You event. I will even post pictures and other multimedia aspects (Fancy!).

*Yep...I am STILL on this project. I put together a project plan for the remaining activities (which will more than likely be nixed by the higher ups) that puts us with a February 2012 go live and me rolling off in March 2012. THREE. FRICKEN. YEARS! Can you believe that?

The Purpose

2011-12-12T07:53:00.000-06:00

The purpose of this blog is to not display my Christmas decorations, troll for iPads, or even talk about my hair...I am here to talk about Martinis, Cupcakes and Workouts. LOL

For now I want to talk about the workouts factor.

I. Joined. A. Health. Club!!!!!!

FINALLY!

And it meets my needs. What are my needs? LOL The perfect health club for me is:

a smaller, boutiquet type of health club. I used to belong to Bally's. Never. Again.
have a clientele that is serious about working out. Again. Bally's...A meat market.
modernized facilities
be a friendly location
have a variety of classes - body pump (do people still do this?), zumba, yoga, hip hop, and kettlebells
NUTRITION counseling
priced competitively

The best part is that this center is affliated with one of the medical centers/universities. All of the fitness professionals are degreed and certified.

I am so excited!

A Work In Progress

2011-12-11T08:45:00.001-06:00

I swear..It is getitng better as the days progress.

The Mantel

The Christmas Tree

Always look better at night

I need more! I am going to run to one of the stores and pick up a 100 yard bolt of wired ribbon. I also want to pick up 4 inch ornaments.

The $250 Million Dollar Man

2011-12-08T19:33:00.001-06:00

In case you didn't know, Albert Pujols signed a contract with the Angels. I wanna say that they are in Anaheim.

OK. So, now I am a baseball fan. After all of that sighing, fallling over, and straight dramatics, I discovered that I love baseball. I am also a very loyal Cards fan.

For months we have heard rumors that Albert Pujols wants $200M over 10 years. Surprisingly the Cards were willing to pay that. THEN there was discussion about a bidding war. The end result is that Albert Pujols signed with the Angels.

Bye. Carry your behind on!

In case you didn't know, I am a Project Manager. I manage teams. I realize that the success of the team is not dependent on one person. ~~But let some shit go down and it is always the fault of one person - ME.~~ I am more concerned that one man could command almost half the salary budget for the organization.

I am pleased that the Cards didn't try to keep him. In my opinion, they could have someone with potential and nurture and groom him...I know. I know. *They* don't have time for that in the big leagues. But wouldn't that be a groundbreaking concept?

Oh yeah. Albert was in at Nordstrom this week. You know that my mother scoured the store looking for him so that she could hit him up for a picture or something. She knows that would have made my day. LOL

Did I just do a sports related post?

Are You There Santa? It's Me, Michelle.

2011-12-07T15:05:00.001-06:00

Santa,

I have been a good girl this year. I don't ask for much. I am sure that you agree that I am an individual that deserves nice things *blush*. Therefore, if it is not too much trouble, I would really like to receive a White iPad 2.

My team member from France has one. It is really quite nice.

In addition, I would really like a red Smart Cover.

Mickism....

2011-12-06T18:23:00.001-06:00

First - If you call to say that you "had words" with your husband's ex-wife (or as you call her, Baby Mama)...I am going to automatically side with the "Baby Mama".

Second - Having your husband's back does not mean getting involved and completely take over in matters related to his ex-wife and children. Having his back means that you offer moral support in those matters and help him to determine the best way forward.. Again...I am going to side with the "Baby Mama".

Third - A strong man wouldn't allow you to get into beef with his ex. He most certainly would not allow you to be a sitting duck for the verbal assault. Perhaps he believes that you deserve it. #TeamBabyMama

Fourth - As the new chick, you are NOT to discipline (i.e. HIT) their children. I wouldn't blame the "Baby Mama" if she knocked on your door and knocked on your head. Just sayin'.

Fifth - Know your place. Stay out of all matters related to child support, discipline, etc...You shouldn't be initiating any conversation about what he pays, what he should do and what he shouldn't do.

I don't get this...I don't understand these women that completely insert themselves into child support matters and beef with the ex. You knew before you married that so-and-so has to pay out the nostrils for child support and that his ex could lead him by those same nostrils.

As long as the ex calls my home with some sense ("Hello Michelle. May I speak with *bleep*?") and calls at reasonable hours, then we are good.

Oh. Christmas Tree!

2011-12-04T11:39:00.001-06:00

I am in the process of putting together a Christmas Tree.

Rewind...Last year I made a vow that this year's tree will be "non-traditional". I envisioned pinks, purples, zany ornaments, hot pink ribbons and feathers o__O.

Well, last night I put together the Christmas Tree. I pulled out my Christmas stuff and immediately went for my gigantic bow. I decided that it was the perfect topper. After placing the bow at the top of the tree, I lead the chorus of Oh Christmas Tree...

The Tree...No Ornaments

So, this morning, I woke up to place the ornaments on the tree. My first instinct was to leave it without the ornaments.

I looked at the zany ornaments and decided that I don't like them! So, I pulled out the tried and true.

Tilt Your Head to the Right

At that point, I decided that I didn't want to do anything "new". I want to use my favorite flocked red ornaments, my glittery bulbs, and my gold hangers.

Here's the second phase....

Needs Something...

I am going to run to the store and pick up gold ribbon for bows, acorns (for some reason, I need acorns), and garland...Lots of garland for the fireplace.

Quick question...Where can I find old school tinsel? The kind that you just throw on the tree?

Have you started decorating for the holidays? Please share links to your photos. :)

Little Rock - Central High

2011-12-03T07:59:00.001-06:00

My nose is buried in a book.

Elizabeth and Hazel: Two Women of Little Rock

The book is about this picture....

courtesy of the New York Times

The black girl is Elizabeth Eckford. The jeering white girl is Hazel Bryan Massery.

This is clearly one second in the lives of the women, but this one second has transformed their lives and linked them forever.

I have seen this picture hundreds of times. I knew about the fifteen year old Elizabeth Eckford. I don't know why, but I am surprised that these are fifteen year old girls. They seem so much older.

But I never really gave much thought into what happened after this snapshot. I knew that the "Little Rock Nine" (as they are called) were able to attend the school. I never took time to research the Little Rock Nine's experiences as pioneers.

The book answers the following questions:
Who are they? What are their educational backgrounds? Their upbringing?
What were their thoughts during this event?
Why Elizabeth? Was she the "Rosa Parks" for this cause? Was she determined to be the person to symbolize this movement? Did she attend workshops on civil disobedience?
What happened in the hours after this photo? What about the next day? The next year? Forty years later?
How were their lives impacted by this one incident? What about the "spectators"?
Why did her parents allow her to go back to this school?
What are Oprah's thoughts? LOL

Another view - courtesy of Commercial Appeal

A must read!

Blast From The Past

2011-11-29T14:21:00.001-06:00

Holy smokes!

I joined my elementary school Facebook group. Apparently there is "a reunion" planned *crickets*.

I happened upon a picture from the eighth grade yearbook. I gasped. Actually, I shrieked.

Nothing ever really goes away. You can throw away the pictures and the yearbooks, but mark me on this SOMEONE has a picture. That was a period in my life that I really tried to put behind me. The biggest reason is that I was an awkward, outsider.

I was able to locate myself on the page. Very quickly. I was the only brown face in a sea of non-brown faces. I appreciate what my parents' goals for me. No doubt I am sure that it helped me, but no way will I put my child(?) through that.

*crickets*

The picture was no bueno.

It was way before I learned the value in a good pair of eyebrow scissors and definitely a pre-braces period. Thank goodness it was before the glasses period. Then there was a picture of the "Computer Club". Guess who was front and center in that nerd crew? I was proud of my computer programming skillz.

The sad part is that my co-workers said, "You haven't changed one bit."

O__O

Ms. Joyce Is Right

2011-11-28T06:42:00.001-06:00

I would have cursed people out too!

I am still grossed out by last night's Real Housewives of Atlanta. So, Phaedra gave Kandi a real stank gift for her 35th birthday. It was a stripper than can auto-fellate (lol...is that the word?).
Now, I made the mistake of googling him a few weeks ago. I am simply appalled by what I saw. But see that's different. At home, I can shut my browser, but there is no red x in real life.

Anyhoo, the stripper demonstrated all of his skillz. In mixed company. In real life. The horror.

Picture it...The year was 2000. I attended a bachelorette party for a dear friend. Actually, I was part of the planning process. I knew that the stripper was going to be a part of it. I wasn't cool with it, but I went along with the group. If they jumped off the MLK bridge, then....

So, the stripper came in. Rewind...He was a friend (a former f.b. to be exact) of one of my friends. I guess if you choose a stripper he would be the one to get. He was attractive and his body was CUT! He was a little greasy in day-to-day life. I just figured that it was residual oil from his second job. *shade*

He came in. Shaking his thangs. Folks made it sprinkle like a partly cloudy day. That further cemented that it is hard out there for a stripper. Then there was the moment of audience participation....Honey, those heffas acted like he was the last man on the face of this earth! I'm talking about putting his piece in folks hands O__O and worse...cleavage. He. put. the. bride's. mother. on. his. lap. and. grinded. on. her. She was cool with it. She rewarded him with TWO whole DOLLAS.

I can sense trouble. So, I got my drink (judging from last night's episode that was a smart move) and went to the back of the room. Way back. All I saw was a bunch of women (in committed relationships) act a damn fool over a half naked man...shaking his groove thang.

The stripper was the only person to notice my absence. He thought it was funny. But he still had something for me. After the show, he. humped. me. and then licked my face.

So, yeah. I don't blame Ms. Joyce (affectionately known as The Heat Miser).

Early Morning Thoughts

2011-11-27T06:36:00.001-06:00

Darn Rooney! Those clanging tags and such woke me up.

Now I am watching Toddlers and Tiaras.....On demand.

I am horrified by the child beauty pageants. Maybe horrified is too strong of a word. I just don't "get it." It is a beauty pagent, but those girls are so lacquered and polished. It is anything but "beauty."

Here's the reason why I hate myself this morning...After viewing the before and after shots, I determined that there are some folks that benefit from a few layers of makeup. I just wish that some of the stage mothers would add a couple of weave tracks, layers of makeup and flipper'ed smiles. Just sayin'

I finally saw Breaking Dawn. I kinda feel like the entire store could have been told in 2.5 hours. Now I have to wait for the part that I looked forward to. I will say that there is no way that I would roll with the Cullen crew. I would much rather be with the hot blooded, shirtless, muscled, tattooed and tanned crew. Just sayin'.

I can't believe that it is Sunday!

Black Friday 2011

2011-11-25T20:21:00.001-06:00

So were you out at midnight? Did you get pepper sprayed o__O? I am completely outdone by that. People are crazy. Be safe!

Well, I slept in. Then I cleaned...And listened to A Tribe Called Quest's Low End Theory. Let's be real. I danced more than I cleaned.

I did a twist and curl. I actually wore it out.

Then I went to the spa for a facial and much needed, mani/pedi. I chose the "Miss Piggy" collection color...I believe it is "Gettin' Piggy With It".

After that I did a little bit of shopping at Pier One (ornament for the exchange), The Container Store (gifts for my neighbors), Bed Bath and Beyond (browsing), and Lowe's (my Christmas Tree!!!!).

I have to do some work over the weekend. But I am definitely going to see Breaking Dawn.

Thank You Father!

2011-11-24T19:24:00.001-06:00

Happy Thanksgiving!

How are ya? How was your day? I hope that you had a wonderful day!

My day was perfect. I opened the blinds and for a minute, opened the windows. We prepared Pork Loin, Turkey Wings, Dressing, Brussels Sprouts with Bacon, Candied Sweet Potatoes, Rolls and Gravy. We followed it up with a big huge BOWL of ice cream! Whoo-hoo!

Rooney had turkey stew. The itis stepped in and homeboy is lying on his back with his legs in the air. I think he is even drooling. :)

I have so much to be thankful for. I thank God for all of my blessings.

Randoms

2011-11-19T13:54:00.001-06:00

This week was a big week in the Natural Hair Community. Apparently folks are mad at Derek J because he said that some women need relaxers. lol Also, folks are mad at Patti Stangler for telling a girl with a T.W.A. to get a hair weave (ROFL).

I have not worn my invisalign at least three days this week. Clearly I have issues with commitment. I am going to change my next appointment and wear them 24/7 for the next week. o_O #shouldhavegotmetalbraces

I am not going shopping on Black Friday. I am going to buy two things from the comfort of my home. I am also going to see Breaking Dawn Part 1.

I have one formal and two semi-formal holiday parties. I am so excited. I shopped my closet. Nothing big dealish...A little black dress , a red wool skirt, a sequined sweater, black pleated skirt suit.

I also bought a hair ornament with a birthday gift certificate....

Banana Republic - Feather Barrette

Have I mentioned that I am on a serious spending moratorium? B-u-d-g-e-t. I'm disappointed that I didn't meet my yearly savings goal. Oh well. It happens.

A Preview...blinking

2011-11-16T13:18:00.001-06:00

LOL!!!

This is one of the outtakes! I remember saying, "I gotta loosened up the mouth...My smile feels *fake*." The above is what I got.

I never said that I didn't have personality.

Black Friday

2011-11-11T22:30:00.001-06:00

I have officially started Christmas shopping today. Rooney purchased a gift for Ms. Margaret! He likes to make sure that she has a Christmas gift because she is so kind to watch him and show him love.

Are you following the Black Friday ads? I am disappointed. I want to stay home. But I go back and forth about this. I may get out and go to Lowes. I'm talking about "standing in line" at Lowe's. I want one of the Christmas trees..

Who does that? Who stands in line at Lowe's?

For. a. christmas. tree?

However that can all change because I am going to hit up Old Time Pottery this weekend.

More than likely I plan on being at home. In my pajamas. Laughing at those who like the adventure. :) I will do a little bit of online shopping. This is going to be a low-stress holiday with emphasis on my presence than presents. Not like I go all out for the holidays anyway. I am ashamed to share my gift budget. I spend most of my Christmas club on myself. LOL

Nevertheless I have pretty much purchased everything that I want for myself - Xbox with Kinect, Dance Central 2 (lol), a couple of other Xbox games, and a Clarisonic Mia. Yes, I will wrap them and put them under the tree.

Enough Playin....

2011-11-11T21:55:00.001-06:00

Time to get back on track. I am going to Weight Watchers on Saturday morning. I haven't been in ohhhh about five weeks. *blushing* There is a reason and not necessarily one that I want to share.

Here's to watching my weight.

As Promised...The Bathroom

2011-11-08T19:14:00.001-06:00

Without further ado...I introduce you to my new bathroom(s). Yay!!!! If you are not following the saga, here's the information on this.

So, here's the original goal...

Here's the final result. I'll just show the guest bathroom because the master needs "something".

Yes, I changed the rug...Didn't realize it was blue.

What Changed?

New vanities and countertops
New faucets - widespread
Painted bathrooms - Sherwin Williams Sea Salt
New toilet in master bathroom
Porcelain flooring
Replaced the fixtures to polished chrome (shower curtain rods, mirrors, towel bars and shelves)

The Budget?

So, the goal was to do two bathrooms for $2000. Ha. Didn't happen. LOL I went over budget in all areas. The biggest buster was labor. I had to pay for painters and handymen. I don't regret it. If it wasn't for them, I would still be washing my hands in the bathtub and peeing at the gas station.

In all honesty, it probably wasn't a realistic budget.

Then there was the great vanity fiasco. I ended up getting the vanities that I ultimately wanted, but cost more than I wanted to spend.

Then there were a couple of "extras" that were not in the original budget. My mirrors. I wanted to have oval tilted mirrors. So, I got them. I wanted a curved shower curtain rod. I bought one.

My Thoughts?

I am pretty proud of the end result. I mean, not many people could accomplish what I did with such limited funds.

I feel that the bathrooms need *something* to give it a little bit of Mick. It seems a little masculine. I am thinking a little vase of pink flowers, a jar of fancy soaps or some sort of a chandelier fixture.

I am not completely committed to that shower curtain. I would prefer a pure white one.

If You Register...

2011-11-08T11:13:00.001-06:00

they will buy it.

I set up a registry with Crate and Barrel so that I could receive the registry completer discount (10%). I would use that to apply to my bed and the appropriate underpinnings (down comforters, pillows, etc).

I figured that if I was going to register, I may as well add a few other things that caught my eye. You know...just so that I could keep them as my own personal shopping list. Over time the list grew and grew and grew.

I made no secret that I am 'registered'. Actually, it is something that everyone laughs at. Everyone that knows me understands that I am "that girl". I appreciate registries. If you are getting married or having a baby...I'm hitting up your registry locations AND I am wrapping your gift with ribbons and bows. If you don't have a registry, then I am damn near disappointed.

In my heart there was a bit of sadness because I haven't had any event where I would have the opportunity to register. I mean really...There are NO celebrations for singles and child-free. There is nothing to celebrate just straight being fabulous, operating in a Man's world, bringing home the bacon, frying it up in a pan, paying your bills, and doing you...unapologetically. I guess you can always celebrate yourself, but typically there aren't gifts involved for that.

Last week I stopped visited my mother. A few minutes after I arrived, she said, "There's a package in the foyer for you." I was like, "Oh. From Amazon? I don't recall buying anything." There was a big ol' iconic Crate and Barrel box waiting in the foyer.

I opened the box and realized that she bought "things" from my registry. Of course, there were a few tears involved. Mainly because I was completely surprised. But I finally received a gift from a registry. :) She said, "I had a blast! I got a really nice fella and he helped me pick everything out. I have a few questions though. Keep it open because I am sure that we will do some other things for Christmas."

I received the vertical chicken roaster, the vegetable steamer, and salt and pepper shakers.

See. It's the little things.

Finally...

2011-11-07T18:43:00.000-06:00

After 16 months, I can finally say that my bathroom project is 95% completed. LOL

Jeez.

Now I don't have anything to do.

*twiddling thumbs*

Sike! (or is it psych?)

I have to hang my living room mirror, living room draperies, and master bedroom draperies.

Birfday Recap...

2011-11-03T18:54:00.000-05:00

It was really a lovely day.

First the weather was AWESOME! Low 70s, sunny...Nice.

I had a 'gathering' of friends and co-workers. I didn't plan a thing and just let it "evolve". It was the best party ever.

First, I purchased a cake. Note the question marks. LOL

Second, we just showed up. They showed up and showed out with the gifts! Yay!

Third, the drinks and rolls were half-priced. So, of course, I purchased about 60 pieces, teriyaki chicken, and veggies. After that, you were on your own.

Fourth, I drank a champagne and vodka drink all. night. I was tore up. In fact, everyone was tore up. We were loud, laughing, and lively. Check this out. I learned that one of my team members was traveled across Europe as Michael Jackson's roadie. Of course, I insisted on photos. I need to see the receipts.

The best part is that my friend cut my cake for me. I was shocked! He insisted and took the proper amount of care for a very beautiful cake. You know that I was hesitant because...I'm not used to men doing stuff like that and I am a control freak. LOL He didn't hack it. He cut it. *big cheesy grin* Of course, that solicited nudges and winks from my family and friends.

He also carried all of the gifts to the car. LOL

So, that was my birfday. I would love to do it again!

Today!!!

2011-11-02T13:22:00.001-05:00

#itzmabirfday!

Of course, I started the day off with my favorite birthday song...Of course, it is Uncle Luke's It's Your Birthday! Go Micki! It's your birthday! It's your birthday! Scorpios working that stuff! Yes, I did get my twerk on.

Then I had to listen to the "Teach Me How To Dougie" song. So, I googled it. I found Chris Brown dougie-ing with Lil Kim in the background. I agree...Chris Brown is "King Dougie". Jeez. Every video is of him doing the Dougie. Chris Brown dougie-ing in the club. Chris Brown battle dougie-ing. He is doing everything, but singing.

If I knew the latest dance craze, I would have done that, but since I don't...*crickets*

Today is a gorgeous, sunny day. I am happy to be here. I am thankful for my family, my dog, and my friends. I am thankful for my job and that my co-workers like me enough to want to spend their free time roasting, erm, toasting me. :) I am also thankful for the wonderful ladies that created my chocolate on chocolate birthday CREATION!

*doing the dougie*

Bah Humbug!

2011-10-31T11:25:00.001-05:00

I went to Target to pick up Halloween candy and a few other things.

I picked up a lovely 5 pound bag (ok..maybe I am exaggerating) of chocolate. All of the stuff that I like - Snickers, Milky Way, M&Ms, TWIX! I also picked up a couple of packets of pencils.

I walked around the store with that bag of candy. I thought about it and I thought about it...Then I decided that if I am not eating candy(*), then damnit NOBODY is eating candy. I put it back on the shelf.

I felt victorious!

I really felt like putting it back in the cart.

I think that I am going to run to Walgreens to pickup candy that I don't like - smarties, sour patch kids, gummy bears....

My costume? I am going to be the Angry, Sleeping Woman that the kids disturbed by ringing my doorbell. I am going to have my glasses, hair in curlers, pajamas, my robe and slippers. Did I mention a headscarf? Yes ma'am.

Rooney is going to be a punkin. :)

(*) - So, I learned that there are people complaining about the number of cavities that they have had with Invisalign. I don't know what the deal is with that. But I am not having it. I can only have them out of my mouth for two hours a day, I decided to stick to three meals a day...No snacks...Especially sticky candy. Also, no carbonated drinks. Only water. Not bottled water, but straight up tap water (for the fluoride). I am also rinsing with a cavity preventative and water.

Updates...

2011-10-29T07:36:00.000-05:00

Yay Cards!!!!

Can you believe that? 11 in 11!

I got my first (and second) Invisalign trays.

How about this for trust? Typically, I research, research, research before I purchase anything. I didn't do very much research for this. I knew that I wanted Invisalign. Period Point Blank.

I went to "pick up the trays" yesterday. I fully expected to go in, pick up the trays and get my up out of there.

Nope.

I was "called to the back" and a had a bib put on me. The hygenist rambled a litany of dos and don'ts and the whole process of bonding buttons and hooks to my teeth. Wha-? I didn't hear a word that she said. All I thought was "I forgot my headphones."

There was a drill involved. Maybe not a drill, but a sander of some sort. Buttons and hooks were installed.

Then we popped them in and I heard the most important thing...I am supposed to wear the trays 22 hours a day. Oh yeah. I am not supposed to wear them when I am eating. I am supposed to brush/floss my teeth after eating and before putting them back in.

When I got back to the office, I was hungry like a big dog. So that meant that I had to take them out. It. took. five. minutes. AND I broke one of my hooks. Who does that? At that point I decided that it is easier to not eat. I can stand to lose a few pounds.

I am assuming that this is a 40 week process. There is a chance where I may have to get refinements (extra trays).

I don't really have any complaints. They truly are invisible. I don't feel like I have a huge plastic anything in my mouth. It doesn't interfere with my speech.

I Am Not Superstitious...

2011-10-28T06:04:00.000-05:00

but every little bit helps. :)

Go Cards!

Picture Day!

2011-10-27T16:06:00.001-05:00

We took family photos this morning.

The few shots that I saw on the viewfinder were nice. I am really excited because we got outdoor photos at one of the parks. This is the perfect weekend because the trees were beautifully colored - rusts, plums, oranges, and yellows.

My mother wasn't cool with it. In fact, she was downright snarky. She came to the location with a DROP of makeup on. I was like, "Do you have mascara on? Where are your cheeks? Get over here gull!" She didn't like her coat. She didn't like her outfit. Then she complained because it was gray and cold. Who takes photos outside? It rained last night! She didn't have any coffee.

Then she did something that only my mother could do. She reached in her tote bag and pulled out the world's longest piece of bacon and the world's biggest mirror. Da hell? While she noshed on bacon, I added about two more layers of makeup, puffed up her hair, told her that she looked cute.

Then she saw other families taking photos and she became very excited. Seriously?

I should have the proofs in a couple of weeks. If they are busted...You won't see them. However, if they are cute, they will be posted EVERYWHERE.

Oh yeah. One more thing...

Go Cards!

Handyman To The Rescue

2011-10-26T06:27:00.001-05:00

I have a couple of little projects to complete. I don't feel like doing them. Bump that. I am hiring a fix-it man.

Here's what needs to happen...
Toilet Installation (I know, right)...I can't wait.
Bathroom Shower Curtain Rod installation
Bathroom Mirror Installation
Shower Head Installation
House Number Install

I have to finish up the bathroom projects before Thanksgiving.

I found a daily deal on Angie's List.

O You 2011 - The Dr. Oz Session

2011-10-25T21:54:00.000-05:00

Let's Talk About What I Learned In "The Sessions"...

Dr. Oz talked about quality aging with vitality. He outlined five areas to pay attention. He stressed looking at:

Blood Pressure
Smoking (STOP IT!)
Diet (love your food, crave it, adore it!)
Some sort of daily vigorous activity (sex, walking, sex, lifting weights, any activity that works up a sweat, SWEATY SEX)
Get rid of stress
Get more sleep
Calculate Your BMI
Tell Your Friend About Your Goals

For more details,

In addition, he shared tips with connecting with your doctor. Man. I needed this! I HATED how my last visit went down. Doctor Oz suggestions are:

1. Write down your questions. Have everything written down before you walk into the office. Make TWO copies. One for you and one for your doctor. That way your doctor will have something in his/her hand.

2. Push back on your medical diagnosis. Question any prescription drug medications. Understand the drug interaction complications.

3. Take a tape recorder! Tape your discussion so that you can refer back and listen to what your doctor said.

Waist measurements. Omentum. Fat cells are alive and produce estrogen. More estrogen = Higher chance of cancer. Please, please, please make sure that your waist measurement is less than half of your height (in inches).

Tomorrow I Will Discuss Bob Greene, Nate Berkus and Peter Walsh's presentations.

The O You Week - Overall

2011-10-24T14:10:00.002-05:00

Excuses

I know that I set up this elaborate plan to blog about my experience at the O You event. *sigh* I am not even sure what happened. Oh yeah! Have I ever mentioned that sometimes I allow Google to take me down rat holes? Let's take Saturday for instance...

I watched "True Life: I Hate My Tattoos". I have horrendous phobias with things that are permanent - scars, tattoos (i know, right?), and brands (I'm talking about fraternity brands - completely random I know). So, I wondered, "Hmm...What are my options for removing my tattoo? Will it hurt? How much?" Next thing you know I am reading about Fitty Cent (who removed his with lasers) and Pharrell (who removed his with some high-tech skin growing/grafting process). Then I read about the Zombie Boy which completely FREAKED ME OUT. I'm talking nightmares and heart palpitations. THEN I googled Little Wayne. I ended up watching some sort of soliloquy about Bugattis (?), Sizzurp (gross), and tattooes. FML!

Not like I am proud of this. Just stating the facts :)

Let's Talk Oh You!

This is my second time attending the conference. Basically, this is a day where the O Magazine comes to life. There are seminars by the magazine regulars:

Gayle King

Lisa Ling (keynote speaker)

Dr. Oz

Suze Orman *girl love*

Donna Brazile

Bob Greene

Peter Walsh

Nate Berkus

Martha Beck

Val Monroe

Adam Glassman

OPRAH!

In addition, there are booths with fabulous products and demonstrations.

I can honestly say that this will not be my last. I am making plans to attend next year. Bottom line it really is a wonderful event. Motivational speaking, comraderie, and sisterhood. Oh yeah. Goodie bags! Perfect!

My agenda looked like the above ^ Everyone attended the first and last session. But you had a choice of two additional seminars - finding your purpose, health/wellness, and home improvements. I chose to focus on the health/wellness and home improvement (is there any doubt about that?).

I'll be back later to discuss the key takeaways from the presenters.

Aside - Are you watching Oprah's Lifeclass? What are your thoughts? I had to rewatch the Ego, Energy (Paula Deen) and Anger episodes. Actually, I had to rewatch, journal and do the online exercises *blushes*.

Operation Rid Thyself of Hellish Project

2011-10-18T16:41:00.001-05:00

LOL

OK. So, I think we all know where this ended.

I'm still on the project.

We are still having issues with the vendor. We are supposed to QA test on their instance of the application this week. Well, they are experiencing performance issues on their hardware. Couple that with the fact that this is new development for them. We are supposed to go on November 19th. I have reserved the date, but I have a feeling that it isn't going to happen. The vendor isn't giving me warm fuzzy feelings. I am of the belief that we will continue on this project until the end of January, first of February. Mark me on this.

In the back of my mind, I knew that it was a long shot. But I did get to do something pretty important. I got to communicate my desires to my new director. I got to tell him that I am interested in focusing more on CRM. I got much needed attention. #iwillnotbeignored

He responded that the ultimate goal is to have me play a larger role on the SAP CRM project. He talked about the 3 year plan.

In the end, I didn't get what I ultimately wanted, but I got what I wanted. :)

O You 2011 - Overall Thoughts

2011-10-17T20:05:00.000-05:00

OK. I want to keep the momentum so I want to talk about the thoughts that are in my head. I'll take this week to talk/stream of conscious :).

Monday - Overall
Tuesday - The Sessions
Wednesday - "The Goodies"
Thursday - What I Know For Sure
Friday - What's Next?

I went to the show with my mother and sister. It was phenomenal. I can honestly say that this experience brought us closer. We ended up meeting with one of my online friends (who is now a friend) and met a lady in line.

I was straight struggling. We woke up at 6:00 EST which is 5:00 CST! I had a sleep deprivation headache. But I made it there. With bells on. :)

The presenters were:
Lisa Ling
Gayle King
Doctor Oz
Suze Orman *hearts*
Nate Berkus
Peter Walsh
Donna Brazile
Martha Beck
The Fashion Guy and Beauty Lady from O Magazine

Oh yeah. How could I forget? Ms. Oprah Winfrey! OMG! I cried. Yes ma'am. I cried real ass tears!

I will say this, when Oprah does an event. Oprah does an event. Everything was a class act. There were a few hiccups (my sister didn't get lunch (or Spanx)!), but for the most part everything else went well.

I learned a few things. I do feel more optimistic. I am ready to share with y'all.

Stay tuned

I'm Baaaack!!

2011-10-17T17:48:00.000-05:00

I went to Atlanta for the O You event. I had a great time. I learned so much and have so much to share!

I am tired as I don't know what...I'll be back to discuss my thoughts and share peekshures! :)

Crickets....

2011-10-10T10:10:00.001-05:00

After I googled, I learned that folks are using wordswithfriends to mack.

All I wanted to do was play against him. He is a good player. I don't really care what he looks like. Just play the game!

I think he gave it up after this exchange. All I heard was crickets.

Imagine if I told the truth? *poses*

LOL

Weekend...

2011-10-10T10:00:00.001-05:00

I am on day 4 of the straight hair. I don't miss the coils. I feel like I have betrayed my natural hair sisters. I need to figure out what I am going to do. Am I going to continue to use heat? I guess I will evaluate once I wash it.

This was a regular weekend. I didn't do anything big.

I browsed at the mall...#nomoney I did buy a lipstick from the MAC counter - Fetish.

I got a manicure and pedicure. #straightupclaws It has been a few weeks. OK. It was over a month. I was like, "Um. Don't say nothing about my feet. We are just going to go on business as usual." LOL Of course, she said something.

I learned that it is best to leave a cash tip. I watched an exchange between the owner and the manicurist that had my brow raised. The owner said, "I'll text you and you can come back." The manicurist left. The owner brushed her hair, put on lipstick, gathered her isht and rolled out. I lost respect for her. My tips are not a 15% service charge for the spa! I will make sure that I have cash from now on.

I washed clothes #finally.

I read a book - The Coldest Winter Ever. LOL I know...I am about 10 years late. Yeah. I am not chomping at the bit to read the sequels. I can see the message, but something about it just wasn't 100%. In fact, some sections seemed a little self-serving. Why was Sistah Souljah a character? Also, the Kindle version had all sorts of typos and such #getaneditor. My mother is reading it too. We share the same thoughts. The sections that I groaned. She groaned. LOL

Fast....

2011-10-07T10:10:00.000-05:00

Lol.

Last night was interesting. First I cried during the Karate Kid. Not at the end when the underdog won. I cried when Daniel learned Ll of the chores was mr. Miyagi's unconventional method of training. *sigh*

Then I was a TART at the local Walgreens. I was in the magazine section. I looked over and this fine specimen of a human being walked over. There was an uncontrollable grin/cheese and I said, "hiiiiiiiii...." He cracked up and spoke. I went back to reading the sister 2 sister (don't judge me). I heard this song in my head....

Strong dark and hot...just like I like my coffee.

I peeped him down. I saw the Kappa tattoo on his leg, the waves in head, and the whiteness of his teeth. The ring on his finger...

We ended up next to each other in line...I am not sure how that happened. I saw he had a Rams jacket on and athletic clothing and I asked if he played. Seriously, some things you just know. He said, "Yes Miss. I do. Do you go to the games? ". Me, "no, but I follow the team (lie)"

At that point, the cashier asked him alll sorts of questions - where he travels, how long has he played, etc... He was really kind and polite. DID I MENTION THAT MAN WAS FINE?!?!?! I clung to every word.

When he left the cashier laughed at me. I was like, "that doesn't make any sense. No man should be that fine."

I spotted him in the parking lot. And googled him when I got home. Yeah. I need to figure out a game in the next few weeks...

Fast girl!!!

Hi! Remember Me?

2011-10-06T19:18:00.000-05:00

I am acting like I was really away for a long time. LOL I needed a moment to myself. No specific reason. :)

Nevertheless, I missed blogging about my mundane life. Here's what I did. In pictures!

Chillaxed with Monsieur Puppee

Went to the Farmer's Market

Contemplated Vegetarianism

Bundles of Flowers...Pwetty!

Impractical blue shoes that I will wear a few times...But they are so pretty!

Dined with my recruiter turned friend...No worries..I'm staying at my job. We needed to catch up. LOL

I didn't give a eff about Weight Watchers. Stay tuned for a discussion on this one.

Flat-ironed and screamed at the results

Bump that. I will be late for work. Do over!

Learned about the comb chase method

I wasn't really pleased with my hair. I thought that I had a huge bald spot in my nape. Sooooo, I went to the hair dresser. A moisturizing treatment, shampoo, blow dry, cut, and trim...

No bald spot. Issues with the blow dry and flat iron. My hair is healthy.

At that point, nobody could tell me nothing...I had wind in my hair y'all. Wind. in. my. hair. I missed that. I'll talk about the flat ironing over the weekend.

Rest in peace Steve Jobs!

A Breakthrough...

2011-09-27T20:07:00.000-05:00

I know...I know...I said October 7.

I really wanted to pop in and share good news. I am currently working on a family tree. I am using archives, ancestry.com, and the web for research.

I have been working on this for about two years (off and on). I can't even say that I am dedicated to it. It is just something to do in down time.

My father's family there is tons of information out there, but their family is sooo big that I have a lot to document.

I always thought that my mother's family is "small". My mother and aunt are from a small town in Northeastern Missouri. My mom grew up in St. Louis. My aunt grew up in the small town. Both were raised with my great grandmothers. The details and the people are fuzzy. Believe it or not, but I have never been to the small town. I don't think that my mother feels connected. It is a mystery to me.

I have learned so much...
1. When I traced through my paternal grandmother's line is that I only have to go back a couple of generations and before I hit plantation census records.
2. Looking at death records is scary. I really have to take care of my health. Both sides. Jeez.
3. My family isn't as "small" as I thought.
4. There are a few family members that "passed". Left everything behind, changed their race and left their city. I want to know more about this.

4. Family is important. There is nothing like knowing where you are from!

Well, my mother's aunt's granddaughter (her second cousin) reached out to me. She saw that I had her grandmother on my tree. She has been researching since 1969! She has photos and everything on her tree. The funny part is that she is white and she has photos of black people on her tree. I can't wait to learn more. Specifically our great grandmother (Mama Liza). I saw her as a 15 year old "servant" at one of the plantations, but no record of her mother and she shares the last name as the plantation owner.

One day I am going to take my mother and aunt to the "small town". I would love to go through their county archives...Meet family. :)

A Break...

2011-09-26T19:10:00.000-05:00

Now is time for my semi-annual blogging vacation. I have a lot going on.

I'll be back on October 8.

Peace!

For Real?

2011-09-21T03:58:00.000-05:00

grrrrrr....

4:00 am.

I'm up. Can't sleep.

My stomach growled.
My mind raced.

Now I am watching The People Vs. Larry Flynt. I think that I should do a brain dump.

Yesterday was an eventful day. Operation Rid Thyself of Hellish Project took a dramatic turn. My Director (in France) requested details of the outstanding work and my expected contributions to that work. I spent the better part of last night documenting the outstanding work.

One of these days, one of these days I will be completely honest about this project. Maybe I will go underground and vent.

My kickoff meeting went very well. We went for Sushi for lunch!

Perfect week went ok. I was within my points, but I didn't complete my Good Health Guidelines. But I will get back on it.

I took Rooney to doggy training. That was a hot mess. Rooney loooooves dogs and people. He whined and wouldn't sit still. He didn't even care about the snacks. I was tired.

Perfect Week Update

2011-09-19T10:31:00.001-05:00

I am on Day 3 of "being perfect". OK. Let's be real. I'm always perfect. What is another week? :)

I am still working through it. My calendar has the following events:

Monday - Workout with a friend

Tuesday - Kickoff meeting for the new project (I am bringing in bagels and pastries)

Kickoff meeting lunch

Rooney's dog training

Wednesday - Another kickoff meeting

Kickoff meeting lunch

Workout

Thursday - More kicking off (breakfast and lunch)

Happy Hour with team

Friday - Again...Kickoff (breakfast and lunch)

Workout

I am not going to eat any of that crap that I bring in. LOL I will make sure that the stuff I bring in is stuff that I don't like. I am not a bagel, pastry or donut person. Gross.

When I go out to lunch, I'll eat lean protein and vegetables.

Happy hour will be interesting because I am a bar food/libation person. I'll have an apple on the drive over. I'll have a dirty martini...I'll sample two of the appetizers.

Workouts..*rolling my eyes hard* This is stuff that I don't want to do....Running and walking. Apparently running makes you feel good. I would rather do some sort of boxing class.

As Overheard In My House...

2011-09-18T20:51:00.000-05:00

My mother stopped by for dinner. I think that we should have gone shopping or something. This is an example of this evening's conversation.

*watching VH-1 rap doc*

My mama: How long you think Beyonce gon' be with Jay-Z?
Me (thinking hard): *crickets*
Me (still thinking): *crickets*
Me: They'll probably be together for a long time. Who else is she gon' be with?
Me: She is worth 100 million dollars. It's a lot of men that like her, but what she gon' do? Date a plumber?
My mama: You have a point.
Me: Who she gon' date? Tiger Woods? Michael Jordan?
My mama: Tyler Perry

*raucous laughter*

Me: A Russian millionaire? What she gon' do? Travel the world like Naomi Campbell? They make sense.
Me (thinking): Dang. I thought I had it bad, but for real. She probably has less options than I do. I can at least date a plumber and make some sense.
My mama: Well, I knew that J-Lo and that Mark Anthony were short-term. I didn't see anything there.
Me: She should have stayed with Puffy. I liked them together. He's shiny as hell. She's shiny. They make sense.
My mama: Yep. I agree.
Me: Mmm-hmmm...

*back to television*

This Week's Goals - Four Perfect Days

2011-09-18T08:38:00.000-05:00

Yesterday's Weight Watchers lecture was "Four Perfect Days"...

We are encouraged to have four perfect days. Perfect is characterized with:

Tracking points, activity, hunger
Following Good Health Guidelines (oils, water, veggies/fruit, milk, vitamin)
Green Triangle foods...What are those called???? Power foods.
Activity

One thing that she mentioned that I didn't even think about is calculating points for everything. Let's take my latest and greatest obsession - Chobani Greek Yogurt. I had a container of the strawberry which is 3 points. I assumed that the raspberry is 3 points. Nerp. It is FOUR points. That is a point! If I eat a raspberry every day, then that is a seven point difference.

Not a lot, but it could potentially make a difference at the scale. It is obvious, but I can't believe that I didn't think about that. LOL

There are a few other things, but...I didn't have a pen to take notes *blushing*.

Always being one for a challenge, I wonder how much weight I could lose if I actually. follow. the. plan. I am going to strive for seven perfect days of following the Good Health Guidelines.

Chobani Mango

2011-09-17T12:07:00.001-05:00

Hi!

I wanted to let you all know that I found the following flavors of Chobani yogurt at Target:

Pomegranate (it is almost that season!)

Black Cherry

Mango

Pineapple

Strawberry and Strawberry/Banana

Honey

Lemon

Plus they are much cheaper than the grocery store. Let me just say this...I will have to start picking up stuff like cereal, yogurt, rice, noodles at Target. I am sure that I will save a little bit of money doing that.

Don't forget...Coupons!

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Operation Transition Off Hellish Project

2011-09-16T10:20:00.003-05:00

To recap...I have managed to get transitioned on to another project. Yay!!!

Given the events of the last week, I am going to work to transition the hellish project to someone else. I have to sell it to my senior manager.

I will use buzz words/sentences like:

New blood

Frees my time to devote to SAP CRM
I can take on the Sale Management workstream for CRM

Sense of accomplishment for a junior PM

Someone that can provide more boutique service to the business owner

I'll also make sure that I sell the idea of a one month transition plan and advisory for the milestones....

We'll see what happens next.

*raised brow*

Completely Random

2011-09-16T09:35:00.001-05:00

Let's see...Randoms.

Today is a skinny day. I finally see my weight loss. I am inspired to keep going. Hell, I might actually make my goal weight.
I have a couple of video reviews.
No fret my pets...I'll share photos after the family photo shoot.
Speaking of which...Why does MY black outfit include sequins? LOL I was like, "Yeah. I'm wearing something with sequins to the photoshoot and my shoes are going to be HAWT. I might even find Rooney a sparkly black t-shirt. We gon' be clean!" Totally stressed out my mother. Now she wants to some sparkle. Step ya game up!
I was talking isht on the shoes. If you haven't guessed, I'm having shoe isshas (issues). But I'll be right in the next couple of weeks.
Speaking of shoes...I did find a pair of teal suede platforms. At Talbots. I kinda gave it a side eye. I know that I will take a larger than usual size in that. Big shoe size + Tall Blue Shoes = A frickin' spotlight on your big feets.
I have done a really good job in not stressing out with the weight loss. I try to eat non-processed, no added sugar, high protein, low taste :), blah-blah-blah about 95% of the time. It is working.
My breakfasts have been completely perfect..This morning I had boiled egg whites, toast, banana, apple cinnamon tea and water. I am going to try the Chobani Mango yogurt in a few.
My weekend is interesting. I am going to go to an event called "Balloon Glow". We are packing a lunch, wine, a flask, chairs...

Breakfast On The Run

2011-09-15T10:24:00.001-05:00

I usually don't go the cereal route. I had errands to run before work (da hell?) so I grabbed something and put it in my lunch kit. Multi Chex Cereal, chopped walnuts and almonds, vanilla milk, banana and a cup of Apple Cinnamon Tea (a morning essential). Filling. Lower calories than an Egg McMuffin and a Mango Pineapple Smoothie. Definitely keeping in line with "Operation: Eat What's In The Fridge".

Now I need to figure out lunch. My co-workers want to go to the St. Louis Bread Company. I think that I will have a big bowl of vegetable soup and a hearty wheat baguette. That keeps in line with "Operation: You Are On A Budget...girl"

Dinner will be a bowl of Mrs. Margaret's Chili with a slice of cornbread (hopefully).

Have a great day!

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When Translations Go Wrong

2011-09-14T14:04:00.000-05:00

This is a screenshot of my Yahoo account. My eye zeroed in on one email in particular.

"Be her explosive macho"

*raised brow and curled lip*

Whatever. I don't have time for that. But I kinda want to open it to see what type of foolishness it contains.

I am not a fighter, but would like to serve someone a St. Louis One and Done. NOBODY yells at Micki. NOBODY. My response? I smirked and gave a very low, "Wait. a. minute...Check your voice." Not what I wanted to do, but for now I will relish in the fact that I am not prematurely balding and gray.

Two more months...Two more months...

2011-09-13T14:51:00.001-05:00

I am knee deep in work, but I am taking a minute to blog about stuff on my mind...

In the last three years there have been FOUR accidents in my brother's biking crew. Major accidents. Broken limbs. Organs removed. <i>Broken teeth</i>...this time my brother broke his leg. The bike slipped and he tried to right it...all the weight went on his leg. A big ass "fat boy".

I am completely skeptical on motorcycles. I have a friend with a speed bike that always invites me to ride...no thank you.

I drive through the "bike raceway" and it is nothing to see those fools doing wheelies and riding super fast. No thank you.

I need shoes, but nothing interests me. I am interested in a pair of teal suede platforms. Mind you I haven't seen any. Not sure where that came from.

I contemplated a pair of hair calf leopard print platforms. My mother said "no more leopard shoes". I have four pairs!!! Who knew?

Thinking of rolling to Chicago to go shoe shopping...

I am feeling the color teal. I bought a <a href="http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/marc-by-marc-jacobs-preppy-nylon-hobo/3192621?cm_cat=datafeed&cm_ite=marc_by_marc_jacobs_'preppy_nylon'_hobo:370581&cm_pla=bags:women:handbag&cm_ven=Froogle&mr:referralID=NA&mr:trackingCode=E1CB6805-248E-E011-8116-001517B1882A">teal work purse</a> from Nordies....and a teal coat.

Picture it...Teal with charcoal gray. Yum-my!!!

Speaking of Nordies...we are getting another store in St. Louis...I don't get it. Nobody shops at the one location we have. Weird. I am happy because it is closer to my work and home. I hope they carry more trendier clothing than the other location. Plus I love their MAC counter.

Did you order Missoni for Target??? I lurve Missoni scarves. I have once that I lucked up on at DSW. Rooney got a hold of it. I thought that I could get a scarf from Target. I was a little saddened by the amount of wool in the winter scarves and gloves. My hair comes first.

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Six Weeks 0_0

2011-09-13T07:20:00.000-05:00

until family pictures.

The one good thing is that we are wearing black and we are going to have our makeup done. Even Rooney will be groomed and handsome!

*searching for anti-puffy eating plans*

I cannot have a big face on these pictures. No way!

No processed foods. Soda once a week.

Anti-puffy face is on and poppin'!

Catching Up On Mail....

2011-09-11T07:06:00.000-05:00

I received a new catalog from Crate and Barrel. I browsed through it.

Boom.

My bed is on sale! Son of a biscuit eater!

You KNOW that I was mad about that. Oh well. I have enjoyed it. So, if you are in the market for a "Colette Bed"...Now is the time to do it!

My Awkward Black Girl Moments...

2011-09-09T12:37:00.001-05:00

LOL

In celebration of the latest episode of the Awkward Black Girl, here are my top 10 things that I do that make me very "awkward".

10. I dance like a video girl in the privacy of my home. I doesn't matter if I am listening to Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Too Live Crew, Rick Ross, Too Short...I'm dropping it low and sweeping the floor with it. Or straight poppin' it. I don't do all of that until it hurts. I do just enough to let Rooney know that I can win a sexy legs contest. :-|

9. I use Youtube to hone my street dancing skillz. That's how I learned to Dougie. I was like, "Errybody loves me. Therefore I need someone to teach me how to dougie...Let me go on Youtube and learn how to dougie. I don't want to be caught out without the necessary dougie-skillz." It took me forever to figure out the leg moves, but once I got it...I owned it!

8. I can dougie. I can stanky leg. I can Crank That Soldier Boy. But when I go out dancing *side eye*, I will resort to the "too cute to sweat" dancing. I most certainly will not "back it up and drop it low" for public consumption. I have a career. Thank you very much.

7. I sing horrible rap songs...Kaia...My neck. My back.

6. Um. In case you haven't noticed...I'm an overthinker. An internal overthinker. I analyze every word, gesture, eye blink. I want to make sure that I am interpreting every single interaction correctly.

5. As a result of overthinking, my reactions may be a bit delayed. OR I may miss key points 'cause I am analyzing if I should smooth kirk out or if I should laugh.

4. Um. What if ALL my friends are awkward? I don't deal well with folks that try to suppress their awkwardness and folks that are "cool". I have friends that have their own degree of quirk and those are the people that I keep for life. LOL I hate to say this, but I am officially "the cool one" in my crew. *crickets*

3. The funny part is that my job requires me to be somewhat of an extrovert and I don't have an issue with it. I don't have a problem with presentations, social occasions with my team, sponsors, VPs and CIOs of the company. But if I am not the center, then I am in the corner...Chillin'. Observin'. Making mental notes. Probably straight up amused at the foolery. LOL

2. I don't do well at the Women in Leadership conferences at work....I always arrive promptly at the start time because I want to avoid the pre-meeting networking period. I always stumble when it comes to introducing myself to folks that I don't know. My "script" is never executed correctly. "Hi. I'm Michelle *bleep*. I am a IS Project Manager. Oh. You are on the Sales and Marketing team? I managed the implementation of such and such project. How do you like the app? Is it performing well? Here's my card. We must go out for lunch." Yeah. It comes out with stammers and awkward pauses.

1. Finally, I am a car singer and dancer. I like to sing loud and I will dance hard in the driver's seat. I especially love doing the prep, a lassoing/cowgirl type move, and passing the electricity. There is a reason that I like to have tinted windows and it isn't because of UV rays.

So, that's what makes me awkward. How about you?

The Mick Project

2011-09-07T20:42:00.000-05:00

OK. I realize that it is time for a few self-improvement projects.

Today, I went to my dentist to get fitted for Invisalign. I guess "fitted" isn't the right statement. We are started the process for Invisalign. Basically, I got a few dental impressions and pictures taken.

The next step is that they send them to the lab. I'll get computer generated "afters" of my teeth and my "new face".

I know you are thinking, "Diva...Didn't you have braces?"

Yup. I did. I have gone back to the orthodontist for alternative treatments (retainers built with screws and wires). It didn't work. My teeth are going further and further back to the 'before'. I'm sick about it, but damnit...I'm vain. I like having nice teeth.

Oh yeah. Zoom whitening is included. Yep. I have had that before too. My dentist gave me a hookup for being his "guinea pig".

Have I ever mentioned my dentist? He's sooooo dreamy! He also has an excellent personality. Also, he is cosmetic dentistry genius. :-) I had a major crush on him, but after 15 years...I'm over it.

Also, you know that a coupon, hookup, and insurance are involved in this plan. lol

So, that's the first little project.

My Weekend...

2011-09-06T12:58:00.001-05:00

I had huge plans for the weekend. I was going to go to the History Museum. Rooney and I were going to meet a friend for post golfing libations. I was going to do a little bit of shopping. I most certainly was NOT going to do anything closely resembling work.

Womp-womp-womp!

I didn't do a danggone thing. You would have thought that I had an electronic bracelet on my ankle. I was so close to home, it wasn't funny. I blame the television.

Friday - Half day off from work. Planned to go to the mall. Watched television.

Saturday - Put together TV Stand. Exercise video. Television. Sleep by 9:30

Sunday - Cable installation from hell. Roasted a pork loin. Television. I was very happy because I watched Love Jones AND The Best Man. Did an exercise video.

Monday - Television. Rearranged the living room. Cleaned the living room, kitchen and dining area. Vacuumed stairs and mopped. Cleaned and treated granite countertops. Daydreamed on CrateandBarrel.com . Charged the Kindle. Gathered up movies, exercise videos, and video games (?) to sell to Amazon (to buy a new television on Black Friday *side eye*). Experimented with a chili recipe. Watched the Monday Evening Trifecta of Foolishness and iCan'ts - Basketball Wives, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Bad Girls Club. I did all of that while "purging", "shredding", and organizing.

On Sunday morning, I had a HUGE issue with a simple cable installation. I wanted a wall outlet installed. I ended up with holes in my siding and burnt walls. They sent the most imcompetent employee of the bunch. However, they redeemed themselves by sending a competent employee. Now I have to wait for a meeting with their supervisor for a "Damage Assessment". *raspberries*

I guess the good part is that I didn't spend any money, but I sure did watch a lot of movies. I swear that this weekend will not go down like that. I am definitely going to the History Museum and dinner.

OK. Time for a new series. I want to talk about how I plan to sprint into my next decade (metaphorically, of course...You know that I am NOT trying to run.).

Da Hell?

2011-09-05T17:30:00.000-05:00

Oh. My.

I went to the mailbox and there was a 600-page monstrosity awaiting.

The Restoration Hardware Fall 2011 catalog.

I picked it up and said, "Da hell?" It is such a waste. I am not sure if I will carve out enough time to wade through a six hundred page document. Especially one that is devoid of color. *raised brow*

Also, the expense of mailing that monstrosity? Whatever.

Oh yeah. Have you stopped by the store??? Depressing!!!! There is no lighting.

All Put Together

2011-09-03T19:08:00.000-05:00

I ordered a tv stand from Amazon.

Well...We put it together. It wasn't so bad.

Until I was almost done and discovered that the screws were too narrow and short...Off to Lowes. Oh yeah. Hey there puppy dog!

I purchased the screws. Reinforced with Gorilla Glue. When it was all said and done, I'm glad that I bought. That's Sommore. Don't judge me.

Holiday Nails

2011-09-02T16:06:00.001-05:00

Me + Big Ol' Television = Good Ol' Time

2011-08-31T10:59:00.001-05:00

This has been an interesting week. I haven't watched this much television in AGES! Not even television, but various Netflix movies and television shows.

Last night I found the Henry Gates, Jr. series African-American Lives 2. Wow. That was a great series. He went through the family histories of Chris Rock, Tina Turner, Don Cheadle, Morgan Freeman, Tom Joyner, Linda Johnson...Excellent series. Very informational and insightful.

Night before last I watched several episodes of Samantha Who and Why Did I Get Married Too. I was productive...I folded laundry while I watched. See, there are benefits. I haven't folded laundry in ages. I usually just sift through the dryer or laundry baskets. :)

The downside is that I need to figure out some sort of TV cabinet/stand. I don't like the glass and steel varieties. I would prefer something more furniture-like. Bad enough I have a big black box (lol) in my living room...I don't want to draw a lot of attention to it. Also....I don't want to put anything together. Trust me, I know how to put furniture together (drill, screwdrivers, Gorilla Glue - don't sleep), but I don't feel like it. :)

I have scoured every nook and cranny for a television stand. I have two that I like...

The metropolitan stand at Pottery Barn. My fear is that the wood would be too reddish. I would like an espresso-colored wood.

Then there is a glass and wood stand on Amazon. It is rated pretty highly and it looks unobtrusive. However, there are a couple of reviews of the shipping that kinda scare me.

My mother recommended Big Lots, Target, Ashley Furniture and Weekends Only (do you guys have this?). She said (and I quote), "I will help you put the stand together...It'll be easy."

We'll see. *raised brow*

Divas! Check Your Closet

2011-08-29T13:55:00.001-05:00

I have been on a serious Ugg and Hunter boots kick.

What does that mean? Basically, I have scoured every single online store to find a pair of authentic Uggs and Hunter boots. We will circle back on how this desire came about.

Something told me that I purchased a pair of mature Uggs (a.k.a. Grown Ass Woman Uggs...Something that the *gulp* 40 and older set would wear without looking a plumb fool....a.k.a. Something that Vivica Fox would NOT wear). Yep. We need to circle back on this parenthesized section too....

Sure enough, I looked in my closet and I have a brand new pair of cute fur and suede boots. I also know that I got them at a 70% off sale and the end of the season.

Where did this intense desire from Uggs come from?

Well, um. I am not sure. One day, I saw a pair of the classic short Uggs for $65. I thought that they would be comfortable for walking Rooney and wearing to the grocery store and possibly the mall and dinner. I thought that they would be very warm and could possibly be stylish. Nevermind the fact that I believe that they are slowly fizzling out in terms of popularity. Like they are officially on the other side of the trend curve. Anytime anything is more than 50% off, then there is a chance that they are not what is hot in the streets. I didn't get my clearance priced boots...They were gone in less than 5 minutes. Since then I have obsessed over a pair of camel uggs...Preferably the kind with the button on the side.

I also want a pair of Hunter boots for walking Rooney. Bloomie's has a pair of a beautiful jewel-tone magenta. I really wanted those boots and I had a coupon for $50 off $100. But life took over and the coupon expired.

The whole forty and over set statement.

Yes dolls. It is official. I am going to be forty in November. I am not freaking out. Several people have recently stated that they thought that I was in my 20s...I figure that all is not lost. LOL But for real, I'm good with it. I have a good life. I can't complain. My biggest fear is aging "hard" or looking like a "race horse that has been put out to pasture" (thank you Ms. Margaret). I think that the bones are good (literally and figuratively). I would like to lose some weight and I will...At least I won't "look bad".

No sense of being sad 'cause some of the 40 and older divas look better than the 20-somethings...Please. I'm good.

I plan on ushering (urshering?) the new decade with a bang and I have a bundle of self-improvement projects! We'll discuss that later. :)

I Love This Post...

2011-08-28T14:35:00.000-05:00

http://thebloggess.com/2011/06/and-thats-why-you-should-learn-to-pick-your-battles/

I would love to see her husband's face when he opened that door. ROFL!

Knock, knock motherclucker!

Hell Is 30 Below...

2011-08-28T11:12:00.000-05:00

I am planning to move my television into the living room.

I have lived there for 10 years. No television. No cable connections. Nothing.

My thought was that I needed someplace to "relax" and "read". A television free space.

Now, I just feel like the television should be in the living room. Plus, I have a fireplace.

I need a living room appropriate shelving unit.

Weight Watchers Week #3 - Lesson Learned

2011-08-28T07:31:00.000-05:00

I had plans to hit a milestone on Saturday. Didn't happen. In fact I GAINED weight.

WTF?

Then I thought about the foods that I ate...

Thursday Night - Hot Dog, Popcorn, Cookies and Beer
Friday Lunch - Roast Beef Sandwich/Potato Chips
Friday Dinner - Hot Wings and Fries...Margarita *raised brow*

What. In. The. World?

Two key things. First, I "thought" about what I consumed. I shouldn't have to think. My meals should be written in my food journal. Second, I can eat "whatever" on Weight Watchers (as long as I have the points available). But 3 meals of "whatever" isn't setting myself up for a loss.

That works well with last week's topic - Plateaus. Well not really, but the same principles apply. When you have a plateau (or gain), you really need to evaluate what you are doing or, in my case, not doing.

I diligently tracked points until the baseball game (Thursday night).
I ate a lot of high sodium foods and drink.
I didn't do any cardio.
I didn't drink a lot of water to flush out the sodium. As a matter of fact, my feet STILL look like sausage. My toes hurt and I am not wearing shoes.

There it is. I'm not down or mad. I have to keep going.

No worries. I'll make my goal next week. :)

Operation 'Rid Thyself of Hellish Project'

2011-08-26T16:22:00.001-05:00

is successful!

*cue the double dutch shouting*

Aside - Jamie...I hate you. My life was just fine until you introduced me to this double dutch phenomena!

Anyhoo, I have another project!

I gave my manager a high-five. LOL

Things are improving.

Fwd: Seriously?

2011-08-25T22:39:00.000-05:00

Yep. I went to a baseball game. I am such a loser. I don't own a red shirt! The only red article of clothing that I own are a pair of cranberry velvet pants. Of course, there was some degree of whining. I didn't feel like smiling and making small talk.

It wasn't so bad. Now I am thinking, "Hmmm...Season pass?"

*crickets*

We had a "party room". I like that setup - drinks, food, dessert, air conditioning....

So Now I am trying to be a baseball fan. *crickets*

Oh yea. *We* won. Yep. "We". Like I am a fan. LOL

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Google Foolishness...

2011-08-25T11:26:00.001-05:00

I just googled Jim Cantore (Irene y'all...Irene).

One of the search results was "Jim Cantore Shirtless."

I'll have to check that one out when I get home. *raised brow*

I Miss Two Days and...

2011-08-24T22:48:00.001-05:00

all hell breaks loose in the natural hair community. LOL

Hmmm...I have "followed" this with interest over the last nine or ten months. I used to read her blog. I didn't have any opinion in either way.

Something ain't clean....Something ain't clean!

I have said it before and I say it again...You can sell people their own assholes if they think that you are cute.

If homegirl was ugly, folks would have been standing at her front door with pitchforks and torches.

I am deliberately not saying her name because...I don't want to get sued by Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

Chobani?

2011-08-24T14:58:00.000-05:00

This is my fourth attempt at Greek yogurt. I have tried Oikos, Dannon, Trader Joes and each time i find myself choking it down. Gross!

Today I tried chobani. Not bad. It was an enjoyable experience. Yum-my!

Operation Eat What's In The Fridge

2011-08-24T07:51:00.001-05:00

Hmmm...Yesterday I had a "whoosh". How do I know? Well, um, I tinkled about six times in eight hours. Tinkled makes it sound so cute. Trust me. It was anything but cute.

Of course I weighed myself when I got home. :)

I prepared the meals according to plan. The stuffed peppers are in the oven. The chili is simmering. There is something rather relaxing about cooking. I WISH I had a bottle of wine! Maaaan a glass of chilled wine would be perfect! But right now, I can't afford it (points wise). Maybe next week (lol).

Operation Eat What's In The Fridge

Here's the issue...Every week, I throw out at least ten - fifteen dollars worth of food. Sometimes it is stuff that is defrosted and I am too lazy to cook. Sometimes it is vegetables that I simply don't want to eat. Do the math, that's 6-700 a year. That's a trip to Vegas! It needs to stop. Pronto.

Then here's the next issue (or issha)...I will go to the grocery store with a list and a plan, but the end of the aisles always get me...They be callin'. It is nothing for me to spend $150 (which should be a month's worth of eatin').

I went to the grocery store and I stuck to the list - salad fixins, vegetables, dairy products, and fruit. I didn't even look at the other stuff. I stuck to the plan and spent $40 (blame it on the cherries). This should last me a week.

Now, the biggest part is eating what is in the fridge. My goal is to take lunch on Wednesday and Thursday. Hell, I might even take a lunch on Friday.

Turkey Breast + Rice + Green Bell Peppers

2011-08-23T09:17:00.001-05:00

The goal is to make THREE dinners tonight. LOL In a perfect world, I would have done this on Sunday, but I didn't.

So, tonight I am going to prepare the following:
Brown Rice
Steak and Peppers/Onions
Stuffed Bell Peppers
Turkey Chili

I am definitely making stuffed peppers tonight! I have had a hankering for the last few weeks. I purchased peppers for "Meatless Monday" and was too lazy to cook. So, I will have them for dinner on Wednesday (a.k.a. Meat-filled Wednesday).

Here's the plan...
Tuesday Dinner - Steak and Peppers
Wednesday Lunch - Boston Lettuce Salad with Steak and other "fixins"
Wednesday Dinner - Stuffed Pepper
Thursday Lunch - Turkey Chili and Boston Lettuce Salad
Thursday Dinner - Stuffed Pepper (I know...right)
Friday Lunch - Out with co-workers
Friday Dinner - Salmon

Martinis, Cupcakes and Workouts

No Shopping Challenge Update

The Light At The End Of The Tunnel...

The Pantry Project

The Closet Update...

Next Project - Closets

Strike! Strike!

If I Could Buy One Thing....

Confessions....

The No Shopping Update

Hair Update

The "Cons" of Electronic Music

Giving Myself The Side Eye....

My Number Two Priority...

Join Me.....

Note to Self: Rid Thyself of Paypal...

Unsubscribed...

My Number One Priority...

Da Piano....

Christmas Wrap Up...

Ego...She Gotta Big Ego...

Seven Year Anniversary

Merry KISSmas!

My Mother Is Cleaning Four Buckets of Chittlins

All I Want For Christmas...

Christmas Song of the Day

Two and a Half Hours

What I Did Today...

Christmas Song of the Day - Two Fer Saturday...

Twelve Days of Christmas Songs

Twelve Days of Christmas Songs....

Santa Stopped By....

The Worst Christmas Song Ever...

The Twelve Songs of Christmas

The Purpose

A Work In Progress

The $250 Million Dollar Man

Are You There Santa? It's Me, Michelle.

Mickism....

Oh. Christmas Tree!

Little Rock - Central High

Blast From The Past

Ms. Joyce Is Right

Early Morning Thoughts

Black Friday 2011

Thank You Father!

Randoms

A Preview...*blinking*

Black Friday

Enough Playin....

As Promised...The Bathroom

If You Register...

Finally...

Birfday Recap...

Today!!!

Bah Humbug!

Updates...

I Am Not Superstitious...

Picture Day!

Handyman To The Rescue

O You 2011 - The Dr. Oz Session

The O You Week - Overall

Operation Rid Thyself of Hellish Project

O You 2011 - Overall Thoughts

I'm Baaaack!!

Crickets....

Weekend...

Fast....

Hi! Remember Me?

A Breakthrough...

A Break...

For Real?

Perfect Week Update

As Overheard In My House...

This Week's Goals - Four Perfect Days

Chobani Mango

Operation Transition Off Hellish Project

Completely Random

Breakfast On The Run

When Translations Go Wrong

A Preview...blinking